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Thursday, June 10, 2004

The 213 Things You are No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

An oldie but a goodie - my personal favourites:

22. Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."

170. Not allowed to 'defect' to OPFOR during training missions.

Enjoy the rest here

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