DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE RABBI, THE SLUT AND THE PEDOPHILE?

From News.com.au

Rabbi blasts Madonna

Madonna has been accused by Rabbi Shmuley Boteach of being:

a) a slut
b) a vulgarian
c) a porn rocker
d) all of the above

and suggested she:

a) may sing and may dance
b) brought the Kabbalah Centre great notoriety
c) is simulating lesbian sex with scantily clad pregnant dancers
d) all of the above

In her defence, Madonna's rep has reacted by defending Madonna as:

a) having character
b) an artist
c) a truly beautiful human being
d) all of the above

And the pedophile? Oh yes, Rabbi Shmuley is a a former friend and advisor to Michael Jackson